Thursday, February 13, 2014



Hello Everyone,

Even though it's only February, it seems like worst of winter is behind us. Kara is ecstatic.

We're told that a winter in southeast Alaska is often longer and darker than many areas further north because of the perpetual cloud cover. The occasional glimpses of the dim, watery sun held no heat and Kara could stare into it, unflinching, for hours. Orca's cabin was murky for three months, daylight's presence only betrayed by a greyness in the southern sky and the blazing cabin lights that pierced noon's gloom. Periodic snowfall covered the hatches, exacerbating the situation. For a while, Kara was acting strangely, shoveling snow off the deck hatches during a blizzard and mumbling about digging for the sun. Our Sitkan friends said she was SAD.

Seasonal Affective Disorder is prevalent here—weeks of incessant rain, sleet, snow, and months of thick cloud weigh heavily on the town's collective psyche. Super-doses of synthetic vitamin D seem to help, though others swear by a therapy of sixty minutes staring into a lightbox from a foot away. We compromised by stringing white Christmas lights around the cabin, and Kara's mom bought her a new kerosene lamp. Kara keeps the sunlight-gold brass immaculately polished with religious dedication.

The learning curve has been steep. We scrambled to get Orca hooked up to city electricity in October, when the last electron trickled out of our solar panels. In November, a cold snap solidified the dock plumbing, and we hadn't filled Orca's water tanks. By December, Kara was experimenting with her contact lenses, which had frozen solid in solution, to determine if they were still serviceable after careful thawing—they were. In January, Kara learned to wear a hat between the shower and Orca when her wet hair froze into a helmet of disarrayed spikes during the commute; the fishermen were greatly amused. We made extensive modifications to our chimney and fireplace, which has been burning non-stop for four months. Though the distinction between diesel #1 and #2 still eludes me, #1 seems to flow better when the temperature plunges. The battle against moisture and condensation is uphill and futile, though the whisper of ice along the hull no longer keeps us awake on cold nights.
 
The Sitkans seem to take all this in stride; they just don't know any better. Surfing and—stranger yet—snorkeling are inexplicably popular wintertime activities involving slabs of neoprene and the requisite waterproof flashlights. A huge turnout for outdoor ultimate frisbee in torrential 33-degree sleet and 30-knot winds during the afternoon night is not unexpected, and a great way to meet the locals.

We stumbled into an acquaintance with David, a ballerina and the self-designated ice-tester at the town lake. He skates wearing a life jacket and falls through often, but doesn't seem to mind. His 24-year-old brother is the local political celebrity, the house representative for SE Alaska, an ultra-marathoner, and mountaineer who climbed a 22,000 foot high mountain to measure it's precise elevation trigonometrically for a school project. Together they maintain a tradition of midnight winter-solstice naked harbor swims.

Little Abby was once trapped in her car seat, strapped into the family SUV on a camping trip as a rampaging brown bear tore off the tailgate and climbed inside. Her parents watched powerlessly from afar as it ate through much of the food but left Abby unharmed. Afterwards, her mom, though shaken, opted to continue the vacation on reduced rations.

Dave was recently hospitalized when a bird flew into his window. The bald eagle had a wingspan of seven feet and the impact turned the window into high velocity glass spears that stuck, quivering, into his flesh.

Taylor is a frisky 23-year old blonde who runs the local aquarium. She says sea otter makes excellent soup, whale meat is best stir-fried and, when pressed, reluctantly admits to fighting off a twelve hundred pound brown bear using a chainsaw ("I'm just glad my old Stihl started on the first pull!").  Away at college for the first time, she was forcibly removed from her Seattle dorm by an angry mob of vegan roommates after she mistakenly grilled a slab of self-slayed elk in the communal cookware. She still doesn't understand what she did wrong.
 
About three weeks ago, the winter precipitation gave out with a final gasp—eight inches of rain in eight hours. Ever since, the sky has been blue and the sun seems to pack more punch. Though the temperature hasn't sallied above freezing in two weeks, everybody is outside in shorts, skin translucently white, squinting, sun-dazzled, and smiling. They say we're through the worst, and a good thing too.

This winter's project has been to write a book about Orca's voyage. Given the awful weather and our quest for any excuse not to venture outside, progress was almost inevitable. The rough draft includes some Orca Update text but is mostly new material with an emphasis on the personal—and often humorous—side of our misadventures. Does anyone know a publisher who might be interested in having a look?


Thanks again,
John & Kara
S/V Orca
Sitka, Alaska